Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”