Bill Hicks

 

According to Hicks, no celebrity who earns money from their art should need to hawk products. If anything, such actions kicked the person in question “off the artistic roll call.” Hicks often went after the big pop culture players who, he believed, were watering down society as a whole, contaminating culture by infiltrating it with advertising until the two spawned some ungodly mess. “They are demons set lose on the earth to lower the standards,” he told his audience on his first comedy album, Dangerous. Speaking in another appearance about a celebrity showing up on a commercial, he said, “Every word coming out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink.”  

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